Inside my crazy ass mind
I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
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.It’s ridiculously amazing how fast all jealousy and hatred towards a person vanishes once they post an ugly picture of themselves online.
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Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn’t Nintendo.
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Oh Cartman!

(Source: southpark-, via memewhore)

t-rtlee:

In the years 1965 - 1967, Disneyland employed women dressed as mermaids to inhabit the lagoon for the Submarine Voyage ride. If you were lucky, you could glimpse them swimming through the portholes of the submarine as you were submerged underwater.

this is awesome. they should still do this!

t-rtlee:

In the years 1965 - 1967, Disneyland employed women dressed as mermaids to inhabit the lagoon for the Submarine Voyage ride. If you were lucky, you could glimpse them swimming through the portholes of the submarine as you were submerged underwater.

this is awesome. they should still do this!

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I got this in the mail yesterday.

so i got this letter in the mail yesterday, it was sent from a Jane Smith (fake name) and from my Alaska address to my Colorado  address. I really want to know who sent it:

Lets cut the bullshit ok? We all know you’re not happy. I can see it in ur eyes. I dont understand. Why are you keeping it all to yourself? Why do u wait till u’re all alone at night to cry yourself to sleep? To vent all your sorrows, and express your pain. How can u act so damn happy all the time? u almost had me fooled. But I get it. u don’t think u have anything to live for anymore. u think everybody is against u. Nobody understands anything, or even cares to listen to a word u say. u aren’t even wanted, nor are u needed. Just another victim of ur own mind. There’s no escaping now, I guess u really are lost.

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You know this is a sweet and romantically nerdy way for a harry potter fan to get proposed to, but all i can think is poor harry potter book.

You know this is a sweet and romantically nerdy way for a harry potter fan to get proposed to, but all i can think is poor harry potter book.

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